Post by joutenkira on Jul 8, 2009 4:03:06 GMT -5
As a anthropologist from a nearby tribe, I have taken it upon myself to study the caucasian male's daily morning ritual. Out of all the tribes I have studied, the American caucasian male has the most sadistic ways to start a day. These masochistic tendcies are not uncommon for their cultural beliefs.
The caucasian male usually starts out his day by waking up to a death bringing screech from a satin like box that also tells the time of day. The next part of the morning ritual involves the man entering a room where they both excrete waste and cleanse themselfs. In this room the caucasian male takes out a object with many hidden blades and begins to cut his face, taking off hair and flesh all at once.
After the caucasian male finishes mutilating himself, he takes out a small brush like object and covers it with a supposed exotic substance. It is believed that the custom of the man rubbing his teeth with the exotic substance will make his mouth shine brighter then the sun.
The caucasian male usually starts out his day by waking up to a death bringing screech from a satin like box that also tells the time of day. The next part of the morning ritual involves the man entering a room where they both excrete waste and cleanse themselfs. In this room the caucasian male takes out a object with many hidden blades and begins to cut his face, taking off hair and flesh all at once.
After the caucasian male finishes mutilating himself, he takes out a small brush like object and covers it with a supposed exotic substance. It is believed that the custom of the man rubbing his teeth with the exotic substance will make his mouth shine brighter then the sun.
